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You Can Do It If I Can

Ever looked at a fancy cell phone and thought, "mmmm, preetee," but then banished the thought because you thought you were too technically challenged? Me too. Until now. Fear didn't build an empire, people. With a goal of at least one new cell phone or personal gadget per month, I'm going to blog about how to use swanky phones. The only rule? This is a "techno-geek speak" free zone.

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Move Over Pretty, Here Comes Pink.


You're looking at 18K white gold, over 680 pink and white diamonds, and one of the most beautiful uses of the color pink I have ever seen.  Introducing the Peter Aloisson designed Nokia Arte Pink, valued at around $131, 000 (taxes not included, but I'm pretty sure if you're buying this phone, that's not going to matter much).  Does anyone else feel like they need to curtsy, right now?

While you're scraping under the cushions of your Italian leather couch for the funds to buy this lovely phone, make sure you use your membership at www.crazytoe.com to borrow the Nokia Sapphire Arte in the meantime (see "Now Available" on this website).  With a single sapphire navigation key, exclusive natural grain coffee-colored leather, Kruder & Dorfmeister audio and Fritz Fitzke visuals, the Sapphire Arte has no need to feel less fabulous than its Pink "Si-Bling."  

Who's Your Daddy?


The Darth Vader Mimobot has sold out again.  Mimoco released 3,000 Darth Vaders on the thirtieth anniversary of the Star Wars release which quickly sold out.  

Daddy Skywalker was so popular that, in May, the company decided to release 31 more retailing around $149.  

I searched Google for about twenty minutes trying to see if anyone was re-selling them, but to no avail.  Because of its total unavailability and complete cleverness, Darth Vader, Sith Lord, I now dub thee a BlingyThingy. 


Still the King of Bling


Of course, technology is important, I won't bore you with the details of that.  But, does everyone else realize how utterly fabulous it is when technology and aesthetic intertwine to produce devastatingly beautiful pieces of gadgetry?

I came of age in the era when computers were grey and boxy and cell phones were larger than the wireless phones kept in our homes, so I feel deeply appreciative of the aesthetic advancements of this civilization.  Those brilliant developers and engineers certainly earn my respect for inevitably coming up with great little ways to make our life easier with some gizmo or another, but for doing it with style... well, now they not only have my attention, they have my respect.

Case in point, the lovely item pictured above produced by Swiss company Goldvish. 

This phone is so decadent, so lovely, so utterly fabulous that there isn't a word among the four languages that I speak that can even come close to describing its exquisiteness.  It's called "Le Million," and aptly so, as it is the most expensive cell phone ever sold.  I've read about price tags that range from $1 million (that's dollars, not pesos, people) to about $1.5 million.  And, what a deal, considering it's made of 18ct gold, encrusted with 1800 VVS1 diamonds which total 120 carats and there are only three of them in the world.  

For the techies out there, I know this phone came out ages ago (translation: last year), but, my goodness, a year is hardly enough for the shock of it all to just casually wear off.  

Goldvish has decidedly taken the "If you have to ask, you can't afford it, darling" attitude with Le Million on their corporate website.  I can't seem to find any details regarding the actual operation of the phone.  But, let's be real, given all the bling, it could be powered by a little hamster and it would still be the King of cell phone bling.